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Famous
and funny birthday quotes.
Inside every older person is a younger person -
wondering what the hell happened.
- Cora Harvey Armstrong
Oh to be seventy again.
- Georges Clemenceau, upon seeing a pretty girl on his eightieth birthday
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
- Maurice Chevalier
Getting old ain't for sissies.
- Bette Davis
Of late I appear
To have reached that stage
When people who look old
Who are only my age.
- Richard Armour
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
- Phyllis Diller
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's
birthday but never remembers her age.
- Robert Frost
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
- John P. Grier
If I'd known I was going to live this long (100 years),
I'd have taken better care of myself.
- Ubie Blake
Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
- C.E.M. Joad
Let us respect gray hairs, especially our own.
- J. P. Sears
My birthday!--what a different sound
That word had in my youthful ears;
And how each time the day comes round,
Less and less white its mark appears.
- Thomas Moore
Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
- Tom Stoppard
A birthday:—and now a day that rose
With much of hope, with meaning rife—
A thoughtful day from dawn to close:
The middle day of human life.
- Jean Ingelow
If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.
- Euripides
Growing old is like being increasingly penalized
for a crime you have not committed.
- Anthony Powell
Call this an unfair generalization if you must,
but old people are no good at everything.
- Moe, from the Simpsons
Old people are fond of giving good advice; it consoles them for no longer being capable of setting a bad example.
- Francois De La Rochefoucauld
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